I recently saw a page at the NY Daily News called Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions. It’s safe to click because the critical stuff is censored. As I skimmed the page I couldn’t help noticing that with very few exceptions they weren’t wearing any drawers. Then they put something flimsy on that was held by a thread and barely covered their giblets. What the hell were they thinking?
Looking through the pictures you could tell which ones were truly unfortunate versus just plain trashy. That’s what it is, too. Trashy. Even without the “malfunctions” most of the clothing was inappropriate and unattractive. They looked like clowns.
My family doesn’t go around that way. I don’t let my wife dress like that. I can hear it now, “What do you mean you don’t LET your wife blah blah blah.” That’s right. I don’t let her. She wouldn’t dress like that anyway. There are plenty of things she doesn’t do because I wouldn’t want it. And there are plenty of things I don’t do for the same reason.
Even swimming, my wife wears a swim shirt with board shorts. I wear a swim shirt, too. And we look better than most of the people showing their asses. So that’s not it. It’s not religious, either. It’s just self respect.